Santa’s coming and he’s gonna, Kick you butt, He’s gonna kick your butt,
He’s gonna kick your butt, Santa’s coming and he’s gonna kick your butt.
Cause you’ve always been a rotten little brat.

Reindeer comin’ and they’re gonna, bite your wreath, 
They’re gonna chew your welcome mate, Swallow your kitty cat, 
Reindeer comin’ and they’re gonna, ear your begonias
Cause Santa hasn’t feed them in a month.

Santa’s coming and he’s gonna, Kick you butt, He’s gonna kick your butt,
He’s gonna kick your butt, Santa’s coming and he’s gonna kick your butt.
Cause he sick of shoveling snow and reindeer pooh.

Elves are coming and their gonna, steal your turkey, wreck your T.V.
Burn down your Christmas tree.
Elves are coming and their gonna, trash your home
Cause they ain’t got nothing else to do.

Santa’s loaded with attitude, 
he’s loud and drunk and smelly and rude.
His workshop’s been closed by an auditor, 
and Mr. Claus ran off with her chiropractor.

Santa’s coming and he’s gonna, Kick you butt, He’s gonna kick your butt,
He’s gonna kick your butt, Santa’s coming and he’s gonna kick your butt.
Cause he’s had a really crappy year.